Oh, new follower? Where did you come from? What do you expect? Here, I’m going to post something unbelievably stupid so you know you’ve made the right choice!
(it’s even transparent!)
WHY SOMBRERO. WHY EVERYTHING.
You’re welcome.
…you still don’t have a banana in there. So I win.
That was only to be expected.
Just… No. No. But I feel accomplished as a teacher.
to all you americans out there
this is eurovision
There’s a difference between
and
The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
you should all go to your blogs and hover over them
You should
In 2000 Israel had an entry in Eurovision that included the lyric ‘I want, I want a cucumber’ and ever since nothing’s quite lived up to it
But there have been some close calls.
SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD.
i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying
must have been an aggressive high five
(Source: foxnewsofficial)
KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD
THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.
wait
but if John Hurt IS the 8,5 (cos I can’t call him Ninth), it’s going to be TWO Doctors who filmed in Harry Potter
luke broke his bathroom aww also he’s wearing a sloth shirt and according to him alex gaskarth is a nob









