liryczna:

balthuza-the-great:

liryczna:

balthuza-the-great:

liryczna:

balthuza-the-great:

Oh, new follower? Where did you come from? What do you expect? Here, I’m going to post something unbelievably stupid so you know you’ve made the right choice!

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(it’s even transparent!)

WHY SOMBRERO. WHY EVERYTHING.

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You’re welcome.

…you still don’t have a banana in there. So I win.

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That was only to be expected.

Just… No. No. But I feel accomplished as a teacher.

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moriarty:

truckzilla:

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to all you americans out there

this is eurovision

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  • me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
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    kappa773:

    teamfreesexuality:

    proudlyinsane:

    timelord-and-fishcustard:

    There’s a difference between

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    and

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    The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

    you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

    You should

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    timelordvortex:

    xxmisty:

    In 2000 Israel had an entry in Eurovision that included the lyric ‘I want, I want a cucumber’ and ever since nothing’s quite lived up to it

    But there have been some close calls.

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    foxnewsofficial:

    scuba-steve-damn-you:

    foxnewsofficial:

    SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD. 

    i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying

    must have been an aggressive high five

    (Source: foxnewsofficial)

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    jaymesmcguiness:

    KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

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    THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

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    forestagain:

    wait

    but if John Hurt IS the 8,5 (cos I can’t call him Ninth), it’s going to be TWO Doctors who filmed in Harry Potter

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    mychemcalromance:

    luke broke his bathroom aww also he’s wearing a sloth shirt and according to him alex gaskarth is a nob

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